“In a close encounter the Cowboys gained a lucky draw. A glitch in the Matrix ended with Gnadug exiting the pitch without knowing where he was supposed to be standing. Pass McChuckie proved to have a glass jaw and wad promptly fired by head coach Bainesy, coach said "if you can't take a hit try football". Elsewhere Denzo died. That's right D.E.A.D! He leaves a 1 legged wife and 9 vertically challenged children behind. Halflings in the making i tell ya. Tilted Rager proved to be all hype going all out stupid and getting punched in the face for his troubles, a debut to forget. Until next time Cowboys, Yeeha!”
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