“It was a rough night for the Cowboys. After being terrorised by the Dwarves somewhat illegal lawn mower of death, for the entire first drive, the Cowboys found themselves trailing at half time. Struggling to match their shorter foe in a fist fight, opportunities were few and far between. Dwarven magic and trickery was on show for all to see apart from beleaguered ref Jimmy Bucksaw and that could have been the difference. The Cowboys squandered a late opportunity to snatch a somewhat undeserved win, with Chicago Heat struggling to remember that catchers are there to catch, buckling under the stench of Dwarven breath on his neck. The inexperienced coach Markor2 should be proud of what his team achieved tonight, keeping the Cowboys honest and limiting chances, whilst managing to weather the storm in the dying minutes. Until next time Cowboys fans...Yeeha!”