“The Milkshakes got themselves into a real slog of a match, as the vampires were able to steal the ball from Gozer's girls with a blitz off of the opening kick. Those filthy bloodsuckers weren't able to convert the touchdown however, and the two teams went into the second half tied 0-0. Tallon the Vampire was awarded the ball due to a touchback, but got himself into a tricky situation along the sideline and ended up getting surfed by a mob of Amazons. The Shakes were able to recover the ball after the crowd tossed it back onto the pitch, and scored the winning touchdown via a handoff in the final seconds of the game.
Today's featured milkshake: Tiger Tail”