“"Dem dwarfsies ar really shurt an' look fuzzy an' kuddly, but dey gut 'ard bootz... argh!"
- Urgnob, after a dwarf boot connected with his groin.

Those dwarves are violent fellows, and they managed to bring two of my ogres crawling to the dugout. They also had mastered the ancient techniques of fouling, which they did at every oppertunity. A good tactic against my big oafs!

The match was very even, and it could have ended a draw, hadn't it been for the lucky longrange gobolob I did in the last turn.

After the first half, in which I managed to score twise before it ended with a 6 turn riot, and when I rolled "Blitz!" on the kick-off, KidCrestHill lost his temper and started hurling abuse at me like the girl in the Exorcist.
I don't really get the point of that, since he can't blaim me for the dice rolls.
He did calm down when it became clear that it wasn't half as bad for the dwarves, and they started making some TDs.

Except for that little incidens I'd like to thank you for a good game. Don't take this game too seriously, it'll only make it worse when the dices start to missfire.”