“The Princes were chomping at the bit, and quickly scored to take the lead. Then, upon receiving the ball, the Shakes greedily rerolled a 2D block into double skulls, and turned it over. There was a brief scuffle, and the ball ended up in the hands of the roaring crowd, who tossed it down the field to a waiting High Elf Blitzer, who picked it up and put the Princes up two touchdowns. At halftime, the Shakes felt that all was lost, but Gozer gave a rousing locker room speech, promising his girls that they still had a chance, thanks to the number of elves they had removed from the pitch. The Shakes scored quickly in order to have a chance to at least tie the game, and after the High Elf Thrower fumbled a pass, the Amazons scooped up the loose ball and shook their money makers all the way into the end zone.

Today's featured milkshake: Pumpkin Pie Parfait”