“A smelly good time
Wuv Inna Dark started with the ball, and tried to get it down the field, but it was nicked by the faster, more agile elves at the closing moments of the half. They had the ball, and they knew what to do with it. Frustration showed on the faces of the rotten nurgle in the locker room at half time as they complained to the coach about their inability to get the elves off the field.
The second half was worse, as Laylah was knocked off the field and onto her back; a position she was ill-inclinded to give up. One Easy kill later, and it was all over for Wuv Inna Dark, who were obviously looking for wuv in all the wrong places. Bhiggee Hujjs complained later in the locker room about the elf blitzers who were apparently oiling themselves down to avoid friendly nurgle hugs during the game.”