“Yet another brutal, unfair match-up, opposing team had 2 extra skills (Dodge Thrall- DP Thrall) and we had none.Couldn't even buy a babe as an inducement, well, didn't need it acutally cause most removals were injury.But this time, The Survey Corps had harder time than the last time.As we move forward, we engage with harder enemies, I mean, this is an odd one.Our experiences say that you ''MUST'' mute this coach called Carnis, otherwise you'll end up playing garbage.Coach Rohan Murdoc says that; ''He's the saltiest and most whiney coach in FUMBBL, if you don't ignore him like I did, unfortunately, you'll find yourself playing shit! Who needs a tackle when you can just pow the blodger instantly, with no skill and cage dive with AG 3 and surf the carrier! This is the definition of getting diced, my friend, you can't win a fight against Nuffle, no one wants to fight a losing battle.The only thing you can do is just accept your fate and stop raging.''
Our 2 turn defense drive was a completely disaster, which produced this sad draw.Our coach just lose his focus due to garbage and salty chat, our opponent managed to do a pass play with his glorious thralls and went for a 2 GFI touchdown.He basically thought that thrall was out of range, but he wasn't.
Note that, making a side-cage against a dicer is a bad idea.He'll just make a cage dive with his thrall and push you to the crowd.(Honestly, what the hell did he thought while making a side-cage against vampires? What if they manage to hypotic gase one of the cage defenders?)
As we mentioned before, they key of victory against this kind of coaches is ignoring them.

Match Reporter : James Handerson

PS : You are the ultimate yapper FUMBBL ever seen. It must be a did you know quote. ''Did you know? The most yapping coach in Blood Bowl is Carnis.His most casual tactical strategy is dicing the opponent and make them lose their mental health by garbage talk. It's surprisingly effective!''”