“This was the Champions first match against Amazons. They had plenty of Blodge and Guard on show. We had recently lost our tackle expert though the Zons had none either.

First drive the Zons ko'd S5 Barbarus with a foul. But their exposed carrier was blitzed down by Amazonia and Loco took the ball. Loco was also ko'd and Santo then managed to take it. He was also open and taken down but was able to get back up and get that TD.

With Velocidad cas'd and the KOs still sleeping we were down on numbers. We weren't able to do a lot about their agile catcher's advance and the competent ladies had an equalizer by half-time. The ref at least awoke and banned one of them for wild kicking.

2nd half the Lizards awoke their rage. After a little advance both Barbarus and Spartacus injured Blitzers, and both their apos failed to do anything to improve their state. A skink was killed in response! Another apo was useless.. But Santo made it to the endzone for our 2nd TD.

Despite the riot there was time left. We kept the pressure up. Rerolling pushes came to haunt the Wildgals as a following hit was skulled and a linewoman was killed! A Saurus then managed to blitz and KO their flanking ball carrier. The ball was covered and though we couldn't quite pull off a final scoring pass we had done enough for the win. There was much rejoicing.”