CTV 1370k+100k Unicorns
1
30k
0k
+1
3/1/0
Inducements: 1 wandering apothecary
Patriots CTV 1670k
1
70k
1k
-1
0/1/0
Inducements:
#5 Kevin Deadface – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#15 Brandon Washington – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
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Basically, the Pats are going to Pile-On every turn, and due to an absurd amount of +ST players, they will usually get away with it. When the piling-on works well, the Pats win easily. When auto piling-on does not work so well, other teams have a chance at a decent game. Unfortunately for the other coaches in the league, only Nuffle decides if the piling-on will work or not. In this case, praise Nuffle, piling-on failed, and it turned out to be a close game, with good and bad rolls for both teams.
The fact that they took the only SI of the game is an added bonus, and the 1-Horns will gladly take this one point in the opening round of the tournament. We tried hard to do more damage, but couldn't manage more than the (lucky) BH injury results. Blood-lust did not back-fire, but nor did it yield much blood.
Until someone does some REAL damage to that team, I predict the usual pain and suffering for the KFC West Division. Good luck, men.”