“Neither side did a great job protecting the ball during their possession, resulting in two turnovers and a 1-1 tie. Surprisingly, the lightly-armoured elves had the better blocks, culminating in a niggling injury for their darker cousins, while only suffering a gouged eye themselves. Gozer made sure his men didn't spend the winnings on Goblin Crack and quickly hired an apothecary for the team, to tend to any on-field injuries or bedbug bites received from sleeping in filthy hostels.”