“A throng of crazed cultists in the crowd chanted "Ave Satani" as the Killers charged onto the pitch. Upon receiving the ball, Mad Manson's speedy hooves allowed him to surge ahead of the defense in the first half, and camp out in a protected position near the goal line. After going up 1-0, it was up to the Killers' defense to secure the win during the second half. A lucky blitz from a Chosen Blocker nearly turned the ball over, but the dexterous elves easily snatched it back up again. Then, the Dark Elf coach suffered a mental meltdown and committed a time infraction, causing Coach Gozer to time him out. This was the beginning of the end as the Killers knocked down the unprotected ball carrier and stole the pigskin. From there, they set up near the goal line and stalled their way to their first Box victory.”