“We got crushed, but we went into the game expecting that result. We'd hoped to come out of the game alive and able to play again. Poor Beiner ended his career today. But the take at the box-office allowed us to hire Dramyar the Terribly Loud's son, Dramyarson the Nearly as Loud. We thank the Barbarians, and wish them luck in what we can only anticipate will be a stellar rise to power in the Blood Bowl arena.”