“At the end of the first half it was 0-3, luck was 40 to 80, all kickoff rolls went to my opponent, I had rolled two doubleskulls and three further 1-X-1s and only ended one of 8 turns without a turnover (and the one I didn't, I only made one block). Meanwhile, my opponent had only had one turnover, and ended up with multiple unused rerolls.

Second half, two more snake eyes and a 1+2 on a 3+ dodge, and it's 4-1. Gonzalillo defeats my PD by a single die pow. Another snake eyes, this time by the tree, and it's 5-1. My receive, another snake eyes on a dodge by the ballcarrying catcher, making it six in total. On the last turn, my wardancer busts the cage, only for the ball to scatter to one of my players who had already moved, and he makes the 6+ catch, thus denying me a second TD. I fail the FF roll by one. The handicaps were Mickey Finn - I managed only one KO all game, and no injuries - and Sponsorship Deal, thus were completely useless.

I hope this means Nuffle has confined all my bad luck to one game.”