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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2004-06-27 13:56:34
30k
2/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
1
-
1
11
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#14 Eragar – Smashed Knee (NI)
#14 Eragar – Broken Ribs (MNG)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
2
3
-
1
22
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-
-
-
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“I acknowledge I was very lucky, especially in the first part. I was able to score a TD in the 8th turn of 1st part with a long bomb (5+ with an accurate thrower). An undefended catcher did the rest.
However, I think Renegade committed a mistake, which, combined with bad luck with his sure hands beastman, left a hole that I used to protect the ball. This negated his opportunity to tie the match.
I was also lucky with two dice blocks choosing him. I had to do those blocks since my players were surrounded. However, my players had block and his players not, so I didn't suicide them :)”
However, I think Renegade committed a mistake, which, combined with bad luck with his sure hands beastman, left a hole that I used to protect the ball. This negated his opportunity to tie the match.
I was also lucky with two dice blocks choosing him. I had to do those blocks since my players were surrounded. However, my players had block and his players not, so I didn't suicide them :)”
Not a particularily glorious affair either. Scrappy dice on my part and exceptionally fluky dice on mimovil's saw me lose a match by far greater than I really should of.
In hindsight I should of perfected my wrist flicking technique, wiped voodoo shit on my dice or spent longer this morning on the toilet because somewhere my dice rolling efforts are back firing. Every game recently has been an uphill struggle, I know chaos are a difficult team to begin with but from past experience things should settle in soon as the casualty skills build up.
Never mind, I know every one hates a whiner but I really couldn't give a fuck what you think, i'm gonna do it anyway.
The luck meter is about as much use as a vibrator without batteries (not that i'm partial to their use of course!)
Maybe it should be altered to the 'Bullshit Meter'
I'm starting to see a pattern form with Renluck.
Symptoms include
-Broken monitor
-Broken knuckles/head (depending on severity of offending dice roll)
-Power failure (though i'm yet to experiece this phonomenon)
-Bad language
-Annoyed cat
-Smashed phone (also linked to Women Problems)
If anyone has any similar experiences don't hesitate to contact local Anger Management consellor / Boxing Instructor”