“There are times when it is good to provide a tutorial.

1. Always protect the ball carrier. This is especially important when playing against ball stripping elves. If you put the ball on the ground, expect them to score.

2. Passing in the mud is not a great game plan even when you have a great sure handed passer. There is a good chance he will fail the pick-up or the receiver will fail the catch. At which point, you have put the ball on the ground and you should expect the elves to score.

3. When you have several guards, it is a good idea to progress the ball via cage for a few turns and try to splatter a few elves before going for the pass. Without a good cage, the ball will come free and be on the ground. Expect the elves to score.

4. When you give away almost 300 TV in any game you will be working up hill and a win is going to be very tough.

5. When you have no tacklers on your team vs 5 block/dodge elves don't be surprised when they slip away. Dodging into one tackle zone is a rerollable 3+ and getting away cleanly is another 2+. Block/Dodge will do that all day and you can expect them to score.

6. It is a dice game, and one player will always have better dice so....

Indeed, it is good to laugh.”