“Coach Gozer was bemoaning his usual less-than-perfect luck, when things finally turned around with a gutsy play by Iron Chef that put the Yakuza up 1-0 in the dying moments of the first half. His kamikaze yell resounded throughout the arena as he leaped into an opponent's tackle zone, picked up the ball, dodged away and made 2 GFIs to cross the goal line. In the second half, Mr. Miyagi deftly snatched a pass out of the air with his chopsticks and sprinted down the field, flanked by blockers, to put the final nail in the coffin. Good game. Everyone's pinky fingers are safe for now, until the next time they dishonour the Big Boss, who is sharpening his cleaver in anticipation.”