“Facing Orcs Lucan received a handoff and Ogres bashed Orcs down. Kendo tried to show off his apparently recently strengthened arm but struggled for a moment to throw Lucan. He pulled it off but Lucan landed facedown on the floor and was KO'd. Disaster. Despite hiring a babe he did not want any part in returning to the field today.
The Orcs got the ball and started to take some control though their crazy, fast carrier fell. The Bulldog had a chance to take him down again later but couldn't manage and they end up 1-0 at half-time. Not only that but Big Daddy had to be saved from death after double skulling, and then moments later Giant Haystacks was killed by an Orc too!
Second half the Ogres just didn't show enough power and it was a comfortable 2-0 for the Orcs. We couldn't get rid of their Stand firm fellows. The snots tried to hassle the carrier but every single one was picked off.
At the last a recovered Big Daddy managed a casualty and was given our MVP for his efforts.

We will return. Go Ogres!”