“Our regular commentators, Jim and Bob were out sick with the Catachan Cold. So today we have Tem Chickenlegs, former runner for the Quacker City Eagles and Syawla Yrgnuh, um, Chaos, Lizard, Mutant, Thing? Who claims to have been kicked out of Death Smack for indecent behavior.

Well, Sylowawa, last night’s match between Mange and Fleas and Rainbow Brutes was, in Coach Apsilin’s own words “Brutal”. Umm, did you just grow a third eye out of your elbow….?!

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Okay…back to the game, The Mange and Fleas started off with a bang and just as the whistle ended, Starlite Tramplehoof found himself hit so hard that he was taken out of the game. That’s a pretty hard hit to be taking out a minotaur!

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Wow, that’s a big tongue you have there, Slywala! Anyways, it seemed to be Ref’s day off, as there were not 1 but TWO Doom Flayers on the pitch, and a bunch more Skaven came in throwing bombs. Most of those did finally get called off after the first half, but fouls were still being thrown left and right by both teams.

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The game ended with a 1-1 draw, and a “Closed till Next Week” sign on the local “Patch ‘Em Up“ Doc’s door. I had no idea your mouth could open that big, Silywoo….uh, wait a sec…AIIIIIEEEEE!! OH GOD!!!

*BURP*”