“All About The Ref

Y'all know Ed Hochuli, right? He was ref today. Made it all about him. Strider did just fine - his team is admirable. He even had Nuffle give me two turns in a row early in the first half... which I *correctly* used to foul the ST6 Tomb Guardian on the ground.

But for whatever reason, Ed wanted the "Gun Show". His whistle was endless, ear-piercing, and exasperating. I wanted to choke him. I got thrown out after kicking dirt on his shoes, spitting in his face, and calling his mother a bestial whore. My team rallied by sending Falbala to the true dusty death... but only after we gave up the ball and lost all chance of tying.

Good luck trying to get the Crown, Strider. Know that Swamp Lizard totally wants to be on your team now. Gonna have to find a way to pacify his wanderlust.”