“The ref was either blind or just liked watching people being kicked on the floor. Piers was back from a game off and ready to kick people when down, just like in his day job as a presenter.

The first half was a general fight with an advantage coming early for the Flies with the Yehtee being taken off injured. Big Stinky B might as well have been in the dugout as he just stood around looking stupid.

Dark Stool managed to 'run' or more wander up the pitch and get a touchdown, his first to date.

The second half was looking like it was going to go the way of Step Down however when 'Alec don Fran' tried to throw the ball the awesome stink from the Flies put him off so much that he dropped the ball. This gave the Flies a chance to steal it. They dashed towards the end zone with the ball but Horny B was taken down just before the line.

Now the Flies could have done what any good Chaos team would have done and just caused havoc but something came over them, they must have been possessed by the worst evil; that of the wood elf. Horny B stood up and dashed into the end zone without falling over. Pish Stool managed to actually pick up the ball, dash and complete a pass to Horny B. Even though this caused them to win 2-0 the team was ashamed at the elf like behaviour of Pish Stool and Horny B, what disgusting behaviour for a chaos team on a Blood Bowl pitch. ”