“Oakhall did the two things that elves do well. Firstly they pulled off some elf moves with 2 quick scores in the first half. They also did the second thing that elves do well, die and get maimed.

The second half they managed to hold of the human team long enough to make them score just into the last quarter. On receiving Oakhall got the ball and ran it as far towards the Lopeta's endzone as possible. It ended in a quick brawl and the ball lying on the floor.

Edward Woodward, the treeman, feeling pretty feeble in his actions for the game where he got hit, lied on the floor and did little damage in return got his time for a 'moment of glory'. On hearing the last whistle he "accidentally" stood on one of the human blitzers. Some people would have called it a last turn foul, the ref just thought it was an accident.

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