“A brutal game from start to finish. Boomer Eziasson started the ball, or more bomb rolling when he dropped a bomb at his feet killing himself. This was followed up by White Crusty Stool getting his neck broken, it did not make much different to his athletic ability.

It total the Flies racked up 5 casualties. Mainly through luck or the Dwarves not putting their armour on properly. Three rotters ended up in the sin bin but had little effect other than breaking Rorli's ribs.

Big Stinky B mashed Chorli into a puddle of filth and he was then welcomed to join the Flies. He is a bit short for a rotter but will have to do.

The Flies won 2-1 with a small risk being taken second half to play for a win rather than a draw. The risk payed off as the last Dwarves on the pitch were hemmed into one sideline while Second Hand Needle managed to pick up the ball for a late TD.

A real shame was Piers Morgan having to be sacked as his injury was reducing his effectiveness and with Second Hand Needle looking so strong he had to be dropped. He can probably go back to his reporting career and no one will notice that he is now even more of a stinking rotter than he was before. ”