“The phrase 'game of 2 halves' is woefully insufficient to describe this gloriously double sided encounter. On the one hand the slaughter suffered by Whosimojammers was truly legendary despite their bommas having retired several crucial opponents on their first drive defensive setup. On the other they didnt allow that to slow them up even remotely when it came to the business of scoring TDs.

A ref who barely moved from the centre spot, so weighed down with gold were his pockets presided over the affair and suffice to say the team bus was a cacophony of groans all the way to the hospital. When he wasn't adding to the weight at the end of each drive the opposition coaches extremely threatening manner appeared to make it difficult for him to tell the difference between incendiary devices, razor sharp weaponry and the team uniform.

All this meant that for the entirety of the second half Whosimojammers were outmanned and outgunned by 2 or 3 gobbos to 1 let alone the weapons. The Pogoers were the stars, particularly Slick who was the last one standing (or crouching in the foetal position surrounded by gobbos kicking him in any protruding soft parts to be fair) having scored 2 tds and taken out 2 opponents including 1 of the chainsaws.

This team has achieved much but it must be said that this is the single best performance.
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