“Raped by dice again.

I knew I had virtually no chance to win. 10 players vs Elves is bad as Chaos. So be it. I figured that with even 10k winnings I could buy a spare beast and i could ride out a loss and get back my Chaos Warrior whom was missing a game.

Sound plan. Elves tend not to beat you up too badly.

Too bad the pitch was invaded. Twice. One serious injury. A niggle. Of course. And obviously it was the one player with a mutation. That goes without saying.

The one shot I had at scoring I roll a bunch of ones, the ball scatters into the crowd and sails far, far away from me. My opponent could reach it however. Thus scoring 3-0.

My hatred for the dice knows no boundaries.”