“XFL Khemri XII Final

Contrary to my esteemed fellow coach... I had quite the enjoyable game.

Opening Kickoff - fans show their support by chucking a cement block at The Curse, totally limiting the ball handling options for Blackbox Khemri. They are forced to redirect twice and ended up trying to go through the middle.

Ramtut meandered his way back and made a key Blitz! into three tackle zones to reroll a POW onto the ball carrier. And it was difficult for Dominik's bones to recover from there as we played to stifle their scoring options.

My KO's stayed put at the half, but just before the whistle for the end of the 2nd quarter, Mudfoot does The Floss and puts an impromptu ankle twist STOMP at the end of it right into the neck of Grand Prix, the ST7 Tomb Guardian. The Ref started to throw him out, until I reminded him that it was the XFL Khemri Final... and so all fouls from then on went uncalled. Mudfoot was allowed to return and show his dance moves for the 2nd half.

Third quarter was some easy redirection once Swamp Lizard had the ball in his capable mitts. Getting numbers after Dom tilted was much easier than when he was not complaining about dice.

I can see why he did not enjoy getting stomped. But after getting stood up last week, I was perfectly fine enjoying doing the stomping :) Ranked beats Blackbox in the war of Khemris!! NO MERCY!! Go toilet paper!!”