FUMBBL :: Online Blood Bowl League

Article from The Bloating Bugle, Jul. 30th 2518
After a strong start in the Westrogothia Conference of Season VII, presenting a 3-0-0 record, the Tranemo Terros were placed in the Elite Division of LÖBBL VII. There, they lost only to fellow Nurgles Svenska Som Steppar BK, and finished second in the group, meaning the Terrors got a high seed in the play-offs. They picked Mighty Crusaders of Nässjö as their first round opponents, and from there beat Randiga Rustningar and Mindaugas to advance to the finals, where the blood sucking Marbäck Fangastic Four waited.

The final game was a show of how to not play Blood Bowl, but after 16 turns, Tranemo Terrors were the only ones to have scored a touch down at all. This reporter got a few words in with the star of the team, Leif Lokaltrafik.

Congratulations on your victory! How do you feel?
Feverish, as usual. A slight tingling sensation in all limbs, and my throat is a bit sore. I must've had one too many Fanta-och-Nurglé again.

Ha ha! Any comments about your contributions to the final game?
Well, I did what I always do. I pick up the ball, and I run, and we win.

How's your neck?
Perfectly fine. They try to kill me, they try to break my neck, but obviously I'm not that easy to stop!

Rumour has it that the Terrors are already signed up for next season. Only time will tell if they can repeat this year's feat, and perhaps even beat the other Nurgle team next time.

N. T. Kaas
Freelance sports journalist

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