“Campout at the O.K. Corral

Drunkguys get to the game 5 days early and decide to camp out in the middle of the pitch until the game. They bring two kegs and two pre-med undergrads to administer IV's so's they can ward off the hangovers... and boy does it work.

The dorfs show up - thinking they're all well oiled with mead - but the Drunkguys are DRONK MONKEY DRONK!! They almost total the first drive by tripping over themselves, but they weasel their way into a tying score at the end of the first half, and when the second half kick goes corner - they pounce.

Dorfs go off the pitch at a decent rate, as Ben St. John describes everything he doesn't like about Nickelback and fake butter. And when Nuffle gives us the second turn in a row, THE Ohio State puts the pedal to the metal and roasts Texas' dreams like so much BBQ. Three Drunkguys skill up in anticipation of their long awaited match with Oregon.

Thanks for the game, dunz.”