“Things were going so well when Snotbag thought he had managed a fatality (through illegal means) but the apo was there to intervene and the ref needed to be paid off. He shouldn't have bothered bribing the ref because his hip was later smashed in retaliation.

The last minute undeserved win was still on after the orcs had left themselves just a little too exposed but a trip from Perjury and then his inability to blitz past two orc blitzers (before even trying to pick up the ball and dodge out) stopped the fairy-tale ending for the remaining 5 players on the pitch. Pointy couldn't help shouting over at Perjury "I could have done it!" but Perjury was already cursing to the Chaos gods for more boons. ”