“This game was played in sweltering heat, the stink from these two teams was shocking. Lucky they smelt as bad as it other however the thing that really ruined the fun was the sharp eyed ref.

Dawkins made a dash as if he was going to get into a deep philosophical conversation with a Catholic but slipped, fell and took himself off the pitch for a while. This helped the Flies to start winning the brawl and squeezed the Undead down one flank. Jodie Marsh made a lucky break to smash the ball free and made scoring look difficult. Bono tried to help out as it he was playing a concert but this lead to this heap of crap being taken off the pitch for the rest of the game. Feynman made a great move with help from his team mates to score just before half time.

With the heat taking its effect the Flies had no good ball-handlers on the pitch so things were going to get risky. With some fumbles and trips the ball was loose in the middle of a brawl. The Undead had the chance to get the ball and almost guarantee a win so the Flies tried some elf like dodging and passing, but not being elves, the ball ended up at the feet of the rotter who tried to throw the ball.

A few more attempts were made by the Flies but with no luck. The final part of the game had Hitchins, a mummy, pick up the ball and stumble towards the end-zone for a score.



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