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Article from The Bloating Bugle, Aug. 5th 2518
It was a rudely awakened Heroic and Mighty Tranemo Terrors that faced off against former semi-final opponents on Sunday evening. Apparently, the Awesome and Very Cool Tranemo Terros had been out drinking nothing but Fanta-and-Nurglé for the entirety of the post-season time off, which meant most of them were quite sluggish.

This proved fatal in the games opening minutes as Leif Lokaltrafik found himself with virtually no support from his team mates. This, coupled with the hot weather which seemed to put a damper on the hitting but not the passing, meant the win was a walk in the park for visting Mindaugas.

Coach MartinSeptim stood for the absolute low-point of the evening however, sarcastically clapping and making rude gestures towards the Humble and Divine Tranemo Terrors' coaching staff. NAF officials have yet to comment on the situation, but clearly, somebody stepped over the line.

Rotter Lars Lyxfällandeltagare was killed on the field of battle, and while some might feel a sting of regret not savoring the time with this original member of the team, others will forever remember him as the Rotter who punted a kick out into the crowd as the last thing he ever did with his life. His excessive spendings on body odour enhancers now a mere memeory means the team's locker room will likely smell even more of the Blessing of The Great Unclean One (decay be upon him).

This reporter also fears that next week's opponent will have to bear the brunt of the Terrors' frustrations from this game.

N. T. Kaas
Freelance sports journalist

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