“Weaklington Fans Leave Their Mark"

Thrown rock wrecks Bill Khower and KO's Oide Grampm for the ENTIRE GAME. DC is a wicked place.

So that blew a hole right through us and the Frailskins had zero problems scoring in two turns. Our job was to pressure them into not thinking they had a chance to stall, which we did with a solid stun of Sidney. Tough part was the ensuing 14 turns.

We get the ball, but are immediately marked by The Fargo Flash, Justin Conzemius - legendary Mihn'eeSOH'tah grabumate. Rather than risk the blitz on him, Bernie calls for us to set up a cage and he dodges away from the ex-Gogre with style points. We are able to move the cage up a bit, but when we make out break for it, DC fans set the trip wire up (1 reroll 1 on the GFI to get to space - 6, 6 on the armour break). We recover, but only to ball-foul Justin in his gopher hole. Everybody on both teams decides to stay in KO and do KEG STAHNDYZ in honor of Justin taking a foul like a champ.

Second half is a little more of the same grind and slow movement up the pitch. Skull Keg Party (trip skulls) for one of Gabe's blocks, but he rolls out of it, and we're able to remove elves at a decent enough clip to have DeShone saunter in on T16. Tie game - both teams still undefeated. I thought I'd probably lose this, so while I had a chance to win... I'm happy with the tie. 22 of 38 blocks being 3-dice makes me feel good about my lack of total punches.

River burns tonight so we can throw Ed Hoculi's mom's laundry in the burning oil spill for throwing me out of my second consecutive game. That jerk needs to learn his place - I will have words with the commish. Good game, though, G.

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