“The entire game was played in a blizzard, and the pitch was invaded before the first kickoff by rowdy fans who tore into both teams... sadly, the poorly armored amazons with their brass bikinis fared much worse than the sturdy Khemri, and only 3 girls were mobile at the first turn. The hulking mummies moved forward inexorably and took out player after player, injuring inexperienced Blitzer Anissa Kate permanently and leaving more players on the KO bench.

As the girls lined up for a final reception, there was a riot, the clock was turned back to turn 7, and Cadence Luck rushed forward with the ball, surviving a hard punch in the face by a skeleton, then dodging through a 4+ gap between two Khemri and going for it at the last second to score a consolation 1-2.

A good time was had, but the Amazon coach was reminded why he should avoid the Khemri. (45 vs 16 blocks!)”