“Chaos vs Undead. Bash vs Bash. Even though the recently hired minotaur was badly hurt after only 2 turns, the Chosen won the blocking race 62 vs 43, and maintained numerical superiority through most of the game.

Some of the zombies were out-of-control and fouling even when the undead were down on numbers. At some instances the referee looked the other way, but at least once they were sent off from the pitch as they well should be.

Some good Nuffle dice saw Goning score in the first half with a blitz-dodge-pickup in the end zone.

The mummies took a great many blocks but held up admirably. At some point in the second half the coaches discussed the honor and etiquette concerning conceding when threatened with complete and utter annihilation. The undead coach was honorable and braved the onslaught of mummy-bashing all the way until the end of the game, and fought back with hand, fist and band-aids.”