“Double Digits"

Auspicious start with the Jortles staying back... and then getting a Blitz! Jakesonville recovers their own kick, but are out of reach from scoring. We decide to play the followup turn and pop the jorts off Tears In The Rain for the day. Next turn, Dante Fouler gets cocky trying to take on the Ark o' Da Khovenant... and that leaves Myles Jake to get pocked marked and stepped on. The Khrowns recover and go up 1-0 on turn 8. Newly minted Stand Firmy Khody Khessler makes the one turn score harder, and we get a retaliatory Blitz! anyway. 1-0 at the half.

We get a Perfect Defense to start the second half and are able to remove a few players... but we do the SAME DAMN THING we did against Blitzburgh. We don't play the launch point. DAMMIT there is a launch point and when I go past it, I get scored on. If I don't write this, I will continue to make the same mistake.

Anyhoo... they score. Then we are able to get the ball and stomp on elves. Traded Bernie's left arm for some elf blood. We'll see if it's a good trade or not. Might be in the market for a couple new Thro-Ras in the draft, but don't tell our one-armed wonder and Mr. Nigglepants. We still need them this season.

"Good game, commish... our head-2-head matchups in the NBFL, you still have me beat 57-47 on fouls. So I got some catching up to do.”