“Halfway through the match I started counting blitzers and realised that Pall Mah'Carteni was skiving off this game with a bad back. We lost Gyeorg Harr'son to a thumpingly hard block from Helen Keller, and we lost 2-0, but all in all happy with the result: Yok'oh Oh-No spent enough time throwing the ball around that she's developed some new skills, Jahan Lenn'nn'on II got round to properly hurting somebody, as well as demonstrating just how wonderful an AG5 blitzer can be.

If only we'd been a bit better at counting tackle zones, maybe we wouldn't have let that first touchdown through. (as for the second, nice to get a reroll that went in the right direction - otherwise that final turn blitz to the end zone might have been a bit easier for the Def Squad.

Onwards, my surprisingly tough Dark Elf beauties!”