“First game of 2019 and another bloodbath at the hands of the brave Vikings. Injury dice were hot, Morg'n'Thorg and Helmut were both on fire (getting a kill each), and the elves fell all over the place. Best player on the pitch was nevertheless the AG5 dark elf Glutony, who managed a glorious punt at the very end of the game, making the victory nigh unreachable... vikings didn't have their priorities straight and aimed for physically abusing the elves rather than set up for a smoother pass-handoff-touchdown...

Kudos to the elf coach for keeping up good cheer in the face of Nuffle's laughter and the many casualties.

Ulfwerenar Helga learned the art of the Tackle after the game, which will come in handy on future murder sprees. Blodgers of the world beware.”