“Oh, it could have been so different...

Actually, it should have been so different. Elves vs undead, and the elves inflict the casualties and the undead score with elegant play? What was going on?

Opting to receive in the first half, instead of breaking out into the opposition's side of the pitch, the Nice Chaps ended up spending the first half running from flank to flank, not making forward progress, but always trying to limit how many chances there were to get hit.

Kicking in the second half (which may have been a mistake to begin with) they were outmanouvred and outblocked, giving the undead a clear run to the end zone. Oh, for a lineman who wasn't a loner and had dodge, and then they might have just had a chance of salvaging a draw.

Highlights: Rahbi Whilli-ammms killed a zombie! (even if it did regenerate, and Nuffle, annoyed by this silliness, ensured that he smashed his knee after being punted into the crowd)”