“U-Dub decides they want the second half advantage and elects to kick after winning the toss. Drive is a pretty standard one for Lizards vs. Elves. Lizards up 1 man after the first full turn.

U-Dub manages to pop the ball, but can't run away with it. Hoardin' Roy locks up 2 catchers the following turn and the ball is sitting in 3 Tackle zones after the failed pickup by Duke. Duke up 2 menz.

Duke re-secures the ball and goes up 3 menz on turn 5. Duke holds position, surfs a catcher and gets the first injury of the match. T6 up 5 menz.

First drive ends 1-0, U-Dub kicker and Guard Thrower will miss the rest of the game.

Blitz! Wrestle Leap Catcher MNG!

Second half starts Duke up 1-0. 11v11 menz. No bench for U-Dub. 1 in KO box. Full Bench for Duke, no KOs. From here, I'll just let Menonaloco tell it:

MenonaLocoYesterday at 11:05 PM
score is 1-1 after a 2 turner by udub.
now duke with the ball and its looking bad for the elves.
a elf blitz didnt help, then a boot BH'd the ag5 elf catcher.
elves assaulting now the lizards who are group cuddling at midfield
second half, turn 4. Saurus get another elf out, seriously injured lino.
smashed ankle

ArcaynYesterday at 11:09 PM
This sounds awesome

MenonaLocoYesterday at 11:09 PM
8 elves on the pitch now. it seems to be boiling down to lizards eating them up, piece by piece until they score in turn 8....
unless mrt surprises or kzariks fucks up... hmmmm....
AAAANd another elf catcher BH'd

it's a slow dying, like in jurassic park when they get eaten one by one.
first the goat. then the toilet scene. then the bunker. etc....

ArcaynYesterday at 11:11 PM
Who received kickoff in second half? Will udub have ott attempt?

MenonaLocoYesterday at 11:11 PM
no.
it's udubs half.

aaaaaand a boot ko's the elf's catcher....
everything at midfield. lizards not showing any intention of hurrying up.
feasting on them, like some nasty compsognatus

ArcaynYesterday at 11:13 PM
Lovely

MenonaLocoYesterday at 11:13 PM
btw, elfen apo is long gone, so, anything that gets hurt, counts... :smiley:

ArcaynYesterday at 11:13 PM
Wait.... im an elf convert. I need to clear my head....
GO UDUB!!!!

MenonaLocoYesterday at 11:14 PM
wtf are you?
you are just licking garc's ass so he won't downvote you

ArcaynYesterday at 11:14 PM
Do you know what my new NBFL team is?

MenonaLocoYesterday at 11:14 PM
turn 15 for the elves now....
ahhhh high elves?
aaaaand the elf blitzer goes ko

lizards turn 7. only 5 elves left on the pitch
ref is a lizard too, you know. 11 booting lizards on the pitch....

aaaaand the other blitzer is dead now.
RIP.
so, 4 last elves in turn 16.....
AAAAnnnnndddd an elf stumbles into his own grave. 2 late kills. its over, DUKE CHAMPION!

grats, kzzarik!
@Kzarik
back2back champs :open_mouth:
udub gets off the pitch with some roster modifications.... 2 RIP and a -ma....”