“The mighty Morg joined the team for a game against some fine High elves... Game started out with a blitz for the high elves, which meant the amazons had big problems catching up with the high mobility, agile elves in their own back field.
As it turned out, both teams did what they were best at: passing and scoring at will in the case of the elves, and guarding, blocking, and killing in the case of the 'zons.
When the girls found themselves up on numbers, they fouled with abandon, hitting almost goblin-worthy two figures in the count of fouls committed. Referee was quite alert, and no less than 5 girls were ejected for putting their glittering boots in the pointy eared players' faces. The MA9 catcher Zhii that was killed was such a foul, whereas the Guarding lineman Heed was a straight up block by a blitzer.
I got a scare when mighty blow blitzer Serene Siren almost died from a failed GFI... fortunately, apothecary patched her up.
End of the game was a stall from the amazons' side, since the elf coach had kindly demonstrated his ability to do a 1 turner with one of his magnificent MA9 catchers at the start of the second half... the elves played balls out and kept going for the ball, dodging, weaving, assisting and blocking at will... but the wall of female bodies was too dense, and the elves kept tripping over the ladies' legs and falling over. No point in scoring only to have the elves pull another 1 or 2 turner at the end and making the result 4-1...
Thanks to opponent for keeping up cheer in the face of Nuffle's cruel casualty dice... and good luck with the team!”
As it turned out, both teams did what they were best at: passing and scoring at will in the case of the elves, and guarding, blocking, and killing in the case of the 'zons.
When the girls found themselves up on numbers, they fouled with abandon, hitting almost goblin-worthy two figures in the count of fouls committed. Referee was quite alert, and no less than 5 girls were ejected for putting their glittering boots in the pointy eared players' faces. The MA9 catcher Zhii that was killed was such a foul, whereas the Guarding lineman Heed was a straight up block by a blitzer.
I got a scare when mighty blow blitzer Serene Siren almost died from a failed GFI... fortunately, apothecary patched her up.
End of the game was a stall from the amazons' side, since the elf coach had kindly demonstrated his ability to do a 1 turner with one of his magnificent MA9 catchers at the start of the second half... the elves played balls out and kept going for the ball, dodging, weaving, assisting and blocking at will... but the wall of female bodies was too dense, and the elves kept tripping over the ladies' legs and falling over. No point in scoring only to have the elves pull another 1 or 2 turner at the end and making the result 4-1...
Thanks to opponent for keeping up cheer in the face of Nuffle's cruel casualty dice... and good luck with the team!”