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Match Result · Ranked division
· Gamefinder game
Match recorded on 2019-03-05 22:54:10
CTV 2020k+200k Elven Union
0
50k
11000
No change
3/2/2
Inducements: Star player Eldril Sidewinder
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
7
5
-
1
22
145
28
-6
37
5
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
1
-
1
11
131
-1
26
20
6
#1 Grizzlybane Brute – Dead (RIP)
#2 Vres Horsechew – Fractured Skull (-AV)
#3 Gromp Elfslasher – Dead (RIP)
#6 Loop – Smashed Hip (-MA)
“Elves more interesting in playing like orcs, gang fouling all the game long ,
Super legend Grizzlybane has fallen, yes true fans of IBWT, he died by a gangfoul by elves.
145 games,397 spp and 158 cas. we are gonna miss you big guy, thx for all the fun games you gave us.
We salut you.
Gromp Elfslasher died today too by another gangfoul, sad he was promising with ag 3.
Gonna take a while to recover from this, IBWT dont celebrate tonight even if they won for a change.
Thx for the game DrClaes , always fun meeting you even if it usually cost me alot of good players .”
Super legend Grizzlybane has fallen, yes true fans of IBWT, he died by a gangfoul by elves.
145 games,397 spp and 158 cas. we are gonna miss you big guy, thx for all the fun games you gave us.
We salut you.
Gromp Elfslasher died today too by another gangfoul, sad he was promising with ag 3.
Gonna take a while to recover from this, IBWT dont celebrate tonight even if they won for a change.
Thx for the game DrClaes , always fun meeting you even if it usually cost me alot of good players .”
AG3 ogre Gromp Elfslasher was the first to go down, with dainty elven feet pummeling his head when he'd been knocked over... it looked dire, but the opponent coach sent out his best medic to try to help Gromp get back in the game... but unbeknownst to him, the runts had spiked the apothecary's water bottle before the game, and he only made the situation worse for the doomed big boy. Dr B A:son Levander, the psychiatrist who immortalized hypnotherapy for fear of flying in the classic Swedish comedy Sällskapsresan, did the deed and was spotted by the ref with blood up to his thigh and sent off the pitch while the crowd cheered.
The elves looked around the pitch and saw five furious ogres still standing; they looked between each other, and to the coach, and he nodded his assent. As soon as they were able, they ganged up on the team captain of the ogre team, Grizzlybane Brute, and knocked him to the ground. For a while the crowd was completely silent, wondering if the Bodega would dare infuriate the ogres with another blatant gang foul.
The silence was shattered by a sickening crunch when star catcher Pizza Racer, one of the elf team's most powerful blockers, leapt into action, somersaulting over his huddled teammates and putting all his weight behind a well-aimed boot. The crowd gasped in horror, and the elves averted their gazes from the rapidly growing pool of dark red ogre blood that watered the pitch.
The elves played on, but couldn't muster the discipline to actually handle the ball and score like they should... the ogres ended up winning the game 1-0, a Pyrrhic victory if there ever was one on the blood bowl pitch.
Thanks to Nohistor for the game and for keeping up spirits in the face of the cruel casualty dice. I've had the only legend I've ever raised killed and know the frustration, much as I tell myself they're just pixels.
Next time we play I bring my fragile AV7 girls to the table for you to smash!
”