“That was a fun, though battering match - not many players from either side on the pitch by the end. Poor old Scrunch, original team member, got killed. Charisma Bypass II also died for a few moments, before the apothecary appeared to explain that no rat has ever died from a groin strain, and then signed him off work for the next game.

We were in trouble from the start, when we got a blitz but the Professor was too absent minded to actually hit anyone. For our 14th match, couldn't inflict a single casualty, apart from by fouling. Still, that was fun, and with a few turns where my dice were clearly charmed (and then some others where they weren't - failing a 3+ dodge with a reroll kind of sucked, but never really affected the final score)”