“I try not to play two games in one night, because if I do well in the first, I invariably do badly in the second and that spoils things for me, and if I do badly in the first, the second is usually much worse.

But wanting to wash the taste of yet another battering from my mouth, I took the Nice Chaps out for a second game, and I think one of my first against Vampires. Nice, quick match - done and dusted in an hour and 15 minutes, and right until the last turn, when I discovered that Vampires can do hypnotise and then move afterwards, I had a little bit of hope that I'd deny him the win.

As it was, I killed one thrall and injured another, so that was a nice feeling (even if it was the journeymen who manaed to do most of the damage). Jahan Lenn'nn'on hurt somebody and a bit of elfball by him and Pall Mah'Carteni got us our only touchdown, and not many players got hurt. So that was a nice way to finish the night - now I can go to bed without raging in frustration!”