“Nogtar Rogar's Orcs were fierce. But Bromy's 11 were fast and furious. Even though Derrière and some nameless Rotter (they all look alike; edit: it was Injury Magnate) went out in turn two, they dominated the pitch to such a degree that the poor Orc coach was left exasperated. A dead Blitzer was not conducive to his mood.

No TD was scored in the first half. After a good drink of bile and pus, the team felt reinvigorated. The second half was mainly used to rush the ball across the pitch like an idiot, then back again, and then back to the first wide zone to begin with, and Inbreedo eventually scored the winning TD.

Bromy's team managed to get the best defence going, and thanks to a silly old Black Orc starting the turn with a double skulls with no RR, ball possession lasted about not a single turn for the poor Orcs.

Green may be a winning colour, but the pus coursing through the Nurgle veins was greener!”