#8 Regrettable Teenage Fan Fiction – Dead (RIP) #13 Irreversible Procedure – Broken Jaw (MNG)
“What a stressful match!
I thought it would be fun playing against other stunties. But I'd forgotten Queen Booby-Doob was taking the day off with a fractured leg, and I didn't spend any money on bribes, so seeing that I would be at least 3 players down at the half, I wasn't happy to be kicking.
The Major did us proud though: after a torrent of bombs sacked their carrier, he picked up the ball and sprinted to the end zone to score. And then all my lovely weapons got banned, so we started the second half with maybe 6 players.
At least with the Major being so strong and muscly, he managed to run around and avoid getting taken down till near the very end. Stupidly, after he was pushing into the crowd and badly hurt I used the apo, when he wasn't coming back anyway, so the next turn Regrettable Teenage Fan Fiction died and there wasn't a thing to do about it. Ah well. With not a single goblin standing, his tree threw Chancey in for the touchdown.
Very stressful. There I was, wondering if we could possibly hold on for our first win. Not quite, but almost close enough...”
I thought it would be fun playing against other stunties. But I'd forgotten Queen Booby-Doob was taking the day off with a fractured leg, and I didn't spend any money on bribes, so seeing that I would be at least 3 players down at the half, I wasn't happy to be kicking.
The Major did us proud though: after a torrent of bombs sacked their carrier, he picked up the ball and sprinted to the end zone to score. And then all my lovely weapons got banned, so we started the second half with maybe 6 players.
At least with the Major being so strong and muscly, he managed to run around and avoid getting taken down till near the very end. Stupidly, after he was pushing into the crowd and badly hurt I used the apo, when he wasn't coming back anyway, so the next turn Regrettable Teenage Fan Fiction died and there wasn't a thing to do about it. Ah well. With not a single goblin standing, his tree threw Chancey in for the touchdown.
Very stressful. There I was, wondering if we could possibly hold on for our first win. Not quite, but almost close enough...”