“CBFL, season 1, playoff round 1:

And of course, they don't play their last regular season game and thats why they end up with the 4th best record in the division and i have to face them: The only team that beat us during regular season! Ugghhhh Brandon Dozier ripped our team apart back then. But today they were soooo rusty, not playing their last game really seemed to hurt them. What they didnt fumble, we solved with stabs and fouls. Chainsaw broke 1 armor turn 1, then got ko'd, i bribed - and then the f*cker never woke up. lol.

First half: They pressure well, poison Keanu Reeves and pit trap the ball carrier, get the ball, and score. 0-1 during our own half, uggghhh we were at a very dark spot. Still managed to answer with a 2 turn before half time.

Second half they fumble the ball, we recover, stab and hit like wild and never let go off the ball and the position. Stall it out, and with a final move, Rachel McAdams pows Brandon Dozier into the endzone and rushes the game winning TD in.

Thanks for the game, Tzalaran! ”