“Good game against lizards, first game with the FTW crew in a good while. Lots of blocks and fouls were thrown, but with no block on hand it was hard work hitting the skilled lizardmen and skinks. Notorious BIG landed a boot on an experienced saurus early on and would have killed him if not for the apothecary... then after that, not a lot of lizard blood on the pitch.
Much more experienced coach rug-thug played a conservative game and tied my boys up in the second half, making it very hard to break players loose to get at the ball carrying blodging skink.
Human rookie lino Mac Dre disgraced himself, tripping and killing himself on a failed dodge away from the lizard king himself. No apo for those who trip over their own feet on this team! Let that be an example to the rest of you clumsy louts!”
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Much more experienced coach rug-thug played a conservative game and tied my boys up in the second half, making it very hard to break players loose to get at the ball carrying blodging skink.
Human rookie lino Mac Dre disgraced himself, tripping and killing himself on a failed dodge away from the lizard king himself. No apo for those who trip over their own feet on this team! Let that be an example to the rest of you clumsy louts!”