“Good, tough game. Hard enough to see a bombardier lining up with Hail Mary Pass, but with the threat of a block Troll on the line of scrimmage too, I was worried. And going into a game vs goblins when they're TV is 290 ahead of you is ... disorientating.

Bomber Dribblesnot proved his worth, although his worth is mainly "throwing bombs at goblins that are already on the floor" to clear them from the pitch. We were lucky that the trolls didn't hurt any of the orcs, but, distracted by that HMP bombardier, we let Master Pogo bounce through to the end zone and didn't trouble him at all. Should have tried to catch him and gone for a TD in the first half.

Still, with McBlastowitz sent off, and Silge leading the gangfoul that put Seargent Fistpunch out for most of the rest of the game, we had a chance in the second half. The rain continued to pour so we struggled to pick the ball up, and then it was only persistent bad dice for the goblins that allowed us to shift it forwards some more. Well-deserved draw for the Penal Legion - if things had been a little less one-sided with the dice, I think this would have been a second 2-0 loss for Badlands Athletico...”