“I hadn't got the Club out of their cave for a while, so I'd forgotten that the Professor was taking time off to let his eye recover. Thus it was a bit of a disaster to go out without the big guy supporting us.

Seeing the chainsaw, I opted to receive because I figured he'd do too much damage to me otherwise. But although I raced to a TD in 2 turns from Scrunch, I hadn't noticed that Bryce was lurking in the dugout, and came on to do damage in the second drive.

That meant I set up in the second half with 6 players, and by the end only Screech was left on the pitch, as Kanf strolled in with the winning TD in turn 8. Still, Screech killed a ghoul, which is always some sort of achievement, and Scrunch will be stronger in his next match. We wave goodbye to Bunce after 20 games... no place on this team for weak ankles!”