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Match Result · Blackbox division · Gamefinder game
Match recorded on 2019-05-25 22:11:05
CTV 1540k Underworld Denizens
1
Winnings 70k
11000 Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/3/0
Inducements:
Chaos Renegade CTV 1490k+50k
1
70k Winnings
Spectators 13000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor +1
3/3/0 Casualties
Inducements: Card Gromskull's Exploding Runes
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
17
1
5
10
-
#2
1
-
-
-
1
8
17
-
15
1
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
11
-
#6
-
-
1
-
-
2
17
-
-
5
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
1
1
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
1
1
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
-
3
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
2
1
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
3
-
#16
-
2
-
-
-
2
9
5
9
2
-
TOTALS
1
2
3
-
1
16
123
6
29
39
3

#8 Mrs Twit – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#10 Enormous Crocodile II – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#16 Charisma Bypass II – Smashed Ankle (-MA)
When the first three blocks of the match sent three goblins straight to the injury box, I didn't think I was going to have a fun game.

Turned out better than expected - I stalled in the second half when I had the ball, because I've learned it's better to push for a draw than to risk losing 2-1 in the closing minutes. Still had quite a bit of luck - The Professor got fouled but wasn't seriously injured, gouging Jose's eye near the end was a stroke of luck, and nobody got hit by rocks.

And we put some serious hurt on the minotaur. Will he come back from a fractured skull?

MVP of the match was definitely not either team's apothecary. He took one look at Gustav's fractured skull, and offered to amputate it instead. Charisma got his left ankle smashed, and the apothecary offered to smash his right ankle instead "to get them to match". Sigh. And Mrs Twit got a smashed hip, so the Club is going to be a bit beaten up going into their next game. Ah well, at least nobody died. Yet.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
11
-
-
6
-
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
6
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
6
-
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
1
1
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
1
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
2
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
8
-
#8
1
-
1
-
-
5
8
-
7
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
2
-
#11
-
-
2
-
-
4
16
-
-
9
-
#12
-
-
-
-
1
5
16
-
6
4
-
#13
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-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
5
-
TOTALS
1
-
6
-
1
20
137
-
19
45
1

#1 Gustav Den Förste – Fractured Skull (-AV)
#3 José Di Irriducibili – Gouged Eye (MNG)
#6 Roger den Kantstötte – Broken Neck (-AG)
#1 Gustav Den Förste – Left the field with a Fractured Skull, never to return to the game again.
He hopped into his Fiat 500 and drove off, rumor has it that Gustav found himself a Mrs and now has the Northern Europe biggest ganja plantation.


It wasn't hard to find a replacement for Gustav Den Förste, his retirement was just a matter of time... The line was long for minotaurs all over the world to come and gain glory in the fumbbl pit in the name of Renegades of Fu(n)cK!

The Professor has a bounty on his name. Its just a matter of time before this bounty will be collected...
 
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