“The Nice Chaps were not very nice today, fouling on more turns than not. Probably enraged by the mice scoring twice in three turns, they went full-bash, badly hurting almost every rat they hit to begin with. (Tackle and Mighty Blow is great on Gutter Runners...)

With some unlucky GFIs also putting rats in the injury box, the Chaps received in the second half with only six rats on the field, and by turn 5 they'd done their first ever pitch clear, KOing the Rat Ogre.

After that, the Chaps were still scared that the high speed Gutter Runners would be back, so they spent a few turns dawdling before equalising.

With two turns to go, and only two mice back from the dugout (one Runner and one Rat Ogre) I would have happily taken the draw, but instead got my first ever concession win - I would have stopped fouling, I promise... ”